Office by Alex Penny
“EMom, is it true that more people are killed by cows than sharks each year?”
Bovine-related fatalities in the US accounted for 27x the number of deaths (108 people) caused by sharks between 2003 and 2008; blunt head/chest trauma from cow kicks was the primary cause of death.
http://www.myemom.com/is-it-true-that-more-people-are-killed-by-cows-than-sharks-each-year/
“EMom, what is “butt chugging”?”
This is a method of imbibing alcoholic beverages by pouring them into one’s rectum via a funnel, tubing, etc. The abundance of blood vessels in the rectum leads to faster absorption of the booze.
http://www.myemom.com/what-is-butt-chugging/
“Is “butt chugging” unsafe?”
“EMom, who is Emperor Xenu?”
According to Scientology, 75 million years ago, a galactic dictator named Xenu brought billions of other beings to Earth, to kill them. These days, Xenu is imprisoned inside of a cage in a mountain.
http://www.myemom.com/Who-is-Emperor-Xenu/
“Help, EMom! Should I stay in the city or head to the country in the event of zombies?!”
In general, the more rural and remote a location is, the better; though supplies may not be as abundant, the open, sparsely-populated countryside is a much better bet for steering clear of zombies.
http://www.myemom.com/Should-I-stay-in-the-city-or-head-to-the-country-in-the-event-of-zombies/
“Help, EMom! How can I effectively fake my own death?”
Stash a lot of cash. Change your appearance, and obtain documentation for your new identity and a death certificate (can be procured by bribing a civil servant). The Bahamas are ideal for this.
http://www.myemom.com/How-can-I-effectively-fake-my-own-death/
Is astral projection possible?
Many claim out-of-body experiences are possible, by relaxing the mind and body, maintaining consciousness when falling asleep, and entering a stage in which consciousness leaves the physical body. Click the photo for more!
