“EMom, what is “pruno”?”
Pruno is an alcoholic drink made from sugar, ketchup, and fermented fruit, and is (nearly always) brewed and drank by prison inmates; it’s renowned for its potency and particularly foul taste.
http://www.myemom.com/What-is-pruno/
“EMom, I really need medical care. Can I get health care in jail?”
You can. SCOTUS determined in Estelle v. Gamble (1976) that denying prisoners access to medical care constituted cruel and unusual punishment. Consequently, all US prisoners receive free health care.
http://www.myemom.com/?s=+I+really+need+medical+care+Can+I+get+health+care+in+jail