“EMom, in history who was the first person to sport a mustache?”
The oldest surviving evidence of moustaches dates back to approximately 300 B.C., in which a portrait of a Scythian (modern-day Iran) soldier mounted on horseback rocks a ‘stash (as well as a mohawk).
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