Office by Alex Penny
“EMom, what is an Irish Car Bomb?”
Fill a double shot glass with 1 part Irish cream and 1 part Jameson whiskey, and drop the glass into a pint mug filled with Guinness Stout. Drink this quickly, as the cream tends to curdle in stout.
http://www.myemom.com/What-is-an-Irish-Car-Bomb/
“EMom, what is “pruno”?”
Pruno is an alcoholic drink made from sugar, ketchup, and fermented fruit, and is (nearly always) brewed and drank by prison inmates; it’s renowned for its potency and particularly foul taste.
http://www.myemom.com/What-is-pruno/
“EMom, how do I make a Malibu Bay Breeze?”
Mix 1 1/2 oz Malibu coconut rum, 2 oz pineapple juice, 2 oz cranberry juice, and ice cubes, and pour the mixture into a highball glass.
http://www.myemom.com/how-do-i-make-a-malibu-bay-breeze/
“EMom, what is Sake?”
Sake is a Japanese wine made from rice and water, which is traditionally drank chilled during the warmer months, and heated during the winter. It can be paired with most grilled fish or meat dishes.
http://www.myemom.com/What-is-Sake/
“EMom, I accidentally broke the cork in my wine bottle! What should I do?”
Don’t fret if your wine is filled with bits of crumbled cork; just tightly grip a coffee filter over the mouth of the wine bottle, and pour your wine as you normally would.
http://www.myemom.com/i-accidentally-broke-the-cork-in-my-wine-bottle-what-should-i-do/
“EMom, how do I chug a beer?”
Tip your head back a bit, open your throat, and take a small breath before pouring the beer down your throat; breathe through your nose between swallows until the beer is gone, and belch triumphantly.
http://www.myemom.com/How-do-I-chug-a-beer/
“Hey EMom, how do I make a Flaming Dr. Pepper?”
Pour 6 oz of beer into a beer mug. Pour 1 oz Amaretto and 1 oz Bacardi 151 into a shot glass, and light it on fire. Without burning yourself, drop the flaming shot into the beer, and drink quickly.
http://www.myemom.com/How-do-I-make-a-Flaming-Dr-Pepper/
How do I make a Mai Tai? Mix 1 oz light rum, 1 oz dark rum, and 1/2 oz each of lime juice, orgeat syrup, and orange curacao in a shaker with 2 cups of ice; pour unstrained into an old-fashioned glass; add a maraschino cherry. http://beachbumberry.com/how-to-make-a-mai-tai/
How do I make a Mimosa? Pour 3 parts chilled champagne and 2 parts orange juice into a fluted champagne glass. Add a splash of orange liqueur (Grand Marnier or Cointreau), and garnish the drink with a strawberry. http://www.mahalo.com/how-to-make-a-mimosa/
