Office by Alex Penny
“EMom, what is “butt chugging”?”
This is a method of imbibing alcoholic beverages by pouring them into one’s rectum via a funnel, tubing, etc. The abundance of blood vessels in the rectum leads to faster absorption of the booze.
http://www.myemom.com/what-is-butt-chugging/
“Is “butt chugging” unsafe?”
“EMom, what is an Irish Car Bomb?”
Fill a double shot glass with 1 part Irish cream and 1 part Jameson whiskey, and drop the glass into a pint mug filled with Guinness Stout. Drink this quickly, as the cream tends to curdle in stout.
http://www.myemom.com/What-is-an-Irish-Car-Bomb/
“EMom, what’s the difference between cheap and expensive wines?”
Connoisseurs prize the texture, smell (“nose”), and aftertaste of high-end wines; taste tests show that most casual drinkers can’t tell the difference between expensive wines and the cheap stuff.
http://www.myemom.com/whats-the-difference-between-cheap-and-expensive-wines/
“EMom, how do I make a Malibu Bay Breeze?”
Mix 1 1/2 oz Malibu coconut rum, 2 oz pineapple juice, 2 oz cranberry juice, and ice cubes, and pour the mixture into a highball glass.
http://www.myemom.com/how-do-i-make-a-malibu-bay-breeze/
“EMom, what are some low-calorie options for beer, wine and mixed drinks?”
When watching caloric intake, avoid darker beers and wines, and sweet-flavored mixed drinks and liquors. Light beers, zinfandel wines, and cocktails such as Mojitos are comparatively low in calories.
http://www.myemom.com/what-are-some-low-calorie-options-for-beer-wine-and-mixed-drinks/
“EMom, what is Sake?”
Sake is a Japanese wine made from rice and water, which is traditionally drank chilled during the warmer months, and heated during the winter. It can be paired with most grilled fish or meat dishes.
http://www.myemom.com/What-is-Sake/
“EMom, I accidentally broke the cork in my wine bottle! What should I do?”
Don’t fret if your wine is filled with bits of crumbled cork; just tightly grip a coffee filter over the mouth of the wine bottle, and pour your wine as you normally would.
http://www.myemom.com/i-accidentally-broke-the-cork-in-my-wine-bottle-what-should-i-do/
“EMom, how do I make my own Skittles vodka?”
Sort Skittles into colors. In plastic bottles, mix 60 Skittles of each flavor with 6 oz vodka, shake them up, and allow to set overnight. Strain through coffee filters into bottles, chill, and serve.
http://www.myemom.com/how-do-i-make-my-own-skittles-vodka/
“EMom, what’s the best way to get a busy bartender’s attention?”
Make eye contact, without looking insistent. With cash in hand, loudly, clearly, and quickly order your drinks. Tip your bartender often and generously, to encourage him/her to keep you in mind.
http://www.myemom.com/whats-the-best-way-to-get-a-busy-bartenders-attention/
“EMom, what can I eat prior to drinking alcohol that will prevent me from getting drunk too quickly?”
Foods high in fats and carbohydrates will slow the absorption rate of alcohol, and may help you from getting drunk too quickly. Fruits also absorb alcohol, and help prevent dehydration.
http://www.myemom.com/What-can-I-eat-prior-to-drinking-alcohol-that-will-prevent-me-from-getting-drunk-too-quickly/
