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“EMom, is the US Constitution written on hemp...

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 12:06:54 -0400

“EMom, is the US Constitution written on hemp paper?”

Nope. The United States Constitution is written on parchment (dried animal skin, probably calf or lamb). However, it is likely that early drafts of this document were written on hemp paper.

http://www.myemom.com/is-the-us-constitution-written-on-hemp-paper/

“EMom, do martial artists have to register their hands as...

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 12:06:03 -0400

“EMom, do martial artists have to register their hands as lethal weapons?”

It’s possible that a lawyer may attempt to use a defendant’s martial arts training to prove liability in a civil or criminal assault case, but no law requires anyone to register hands, feet, etc.

http://www.myemom.com/do-martial-artists-have-to-register-their-hands-as-lethal-weapons/

“EMom, is it true that more people are killed by cows than...

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 12:58:46 -0400

“EMom, is it true that more people are killed by cows than sharks each year?”

Bovine-related fatalities in the US accounted for 27x the number of deaths (108 people) caused by sharks between 2003 and 2008; blunt head/chest trauma from cow kicks was the primary cause of death.

http://www.myemom.com/is-it-true-that-more-people-are-killed-by-cows-than-sharks-each-year/

“EMom, when did manga originate?” Modern manga first...

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 12:58:04 -0400

“EMom, when did manga originate?”

Modern manga first became a cultural phenomenon in post-WWII Japan. Comic art has long roots in Japan; some argue that 18th/19th-century Kibyōshi (adult picture books) were the world’s first comics.

http://www.myemom.com/when-did-manga-originate-in-japan/

“EMom, what is “butt chugging”?” This is a method of...

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 12:57:14 -0400

“EMom, what is “butt chugging”?”

This is a method of imbibing alcoholic beverages by pouring them into one’s rectum via a funnel, tubing, etc. The abundance of blood vessels in the rectum leads to faster absorption of the booze.

http://www.myemom.com/what-is-butt-chugging/

“Is “butt chugging” unsafe?”

Rectal consumption of booze is very dangerous, as the alcohol isn’t first filtered through the liver. Instead, it’s absorbed straight into the bloodstream, which can easily lead to alcohol poisoning.

http://www.myemom.com/is-butt-chugging-unsafe/

“EMom, did Abraham Lincoln found the Republican...

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 11:56:43 -0400

“EMom, did Abraham Lincoln found the Republican party?”

Lincoln was elected as the 1st Republican president in 1860, but he wasn’t among the party’s founders; it was founded in Ripon, WI in 1854, by abolitionists such as Alvan E. Bovay and Edwin Hurlbut.

http://www.myemom.com/did-abraham-lincoln-found-the-republican-party/

“EMom, has Jimmy Hoffa’s body ever been found?” Not...

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 11:55:51 -0400

“EMom, has Jimmy Hoffa’s body ever been found?”

Not yet. Theories of where his corpse is hiding run the gamut from the Everglades (fed to gators) to under Giants Stadium. Others say he’s still alive, and is shacked up with a go-go dancer in Brazil.

http://www.myemom.com/has-jimmy-hoffas-body-ever-been-found/

“EMom, how can I tell if a woman is playing hard-to-get,...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 13:41:28 -0400

“EMom, how can I tell if a woman is playing hard-to-get, or is just not interested?”

Women are notoriously hard to read. Some signs that she’s REALLY not interested include: not initiating conversations with you; lack of eye contact; brusque, short responses; spraying you with mace.

http://www.myemom.com/how-can-i-tell-if-a-woman-is-playing-hard-to-get-or-is-just-not-interested/

“EMom, why don’t airplane windows roll down?” 2...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 13:40:39 -0400

“EMom, why don’t airplane windows roll down?”

2 reasons: 1) to maintain safe pressure, temperature, and oxygen levels within cabins. 2) Opening a window while a plane is in flight will cause oxygen–and passengers–to get sucked right out of it.

http://www.myemom.com/why-dont-airplane-windows-roll-down/

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/09/mitt-romney-joke-joking-airplane-windows.html

“EMom, are there any benefits to taking cold...

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 11:50:27 -0400

“EMom, are there any benefits to taking cold showers?”

Studies show that cold showers can confer numerous health benefits, such as an increase in white blood cell production (strengthened immunity), improved circulation, and healthier skin and hair.

http://www.myemom.com/are-there-any-benefits-to-taking-cold-showers/

“EMom, as a woman, why does fat go straight to my hips and...

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 11:49:46 -0400

“EMom, as a woman, why does fat go straight to my hips and thighs?”

Blame evolution. The typical female distribution of body fat on hips, buttocks, and thighs is biologically advantageous for conception, and protecting and nourishing the fetus during pregnancy.

http://www.myemom.com/as-a-woman-why-does-fat-go-straight-to-my-hips-and-thighs/

“EMom, in the song “Gangnam style”, what is...

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 11:46:21 -0400

“EMom, in the song “Gangnam style”, what is “Gangnam”?”

Psy’s quirky K-pop hit refers to a trendy, affluent district of the South Korean capital city Seoul, which is–according to the singer–the South Korean equivalent of the US city of Beverly Hills.

http://www.myemom.com/in-the-song-gangnam-style-what-is-gangnam/

“EMom, what’s a healthy amount of weight to lose per...

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:05:29 -0400

“EMom, what’s a healthy amount of weight to lose per week?”

Though some diets promise rapid weight loss, the results can often be short-lived and/or deleterious. Through regular exercise and a healthy diet, you can expect to lose (and keep off) 1-2 lbs a week.

http://www.myemom.com/whats-a-healthy-amount-of-weight-to-lose-per-week/

“EMom, how do I remove a broken light bulb from a...

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:04:48 -0400

“EMom, how do I remove a broken light bulb from a socket?”

Turn off the breaker to the room in which the fixture is located. While wearing thick gloves, grip the broken bulb and unscrew it (use pliers, if necessary). Brush out the socket with a dry cloth.

http://www.myemom.com/how-do-i-remove-a-broken-light-bulb-from-a-socket/

“EMom, how can I get my child to eat his/her...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 11:50:53 -0400

“EMom, how can I get my child to eat his/her vegetables?”

Have your children help you prepare your meals. Cut up carrots, celery, peppers, and other veggies as snacks. As a last resort, wait until they’re hungry, and prepare vegetables as the main course.

http://www.myemom.com/how-can-i-get-my-child-to-eat-hisher-vegetables/

“EMom, does the US Constitution mention God?” No....

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 11:49:35 -0400

“EMom, does the US Constitution mention God?”

No. The only possible exception (and this is a stretch) is the signatory section, which includes the phrase “in the Year of our Lord”, a common notation in the 18th century, even in secular contexts.

http://www.myemom.com/does-the-us-constitution-mention-god/

“EMom, what is the biological purpose of eyebrows?”...

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 11:25:08 -0400

“EMom, what is the biological purpose of eyebrows?”

It’s believed that they serve several purposes: they catch moisture before it ends up in eyes; they shade eyes from the sun; and they play a role in communication, by non-verbally expressing emotion.

http://www.myemom.com/what-is-the-biological-purpose-of-eyebrows/

“EMom, what causes bioluminescence?” Bioluminescent...

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 11:21:02 -0400

“EMom, what causes bioluminescence?”

Bioluminescent organisms produce a heterocyclic compound called luciferin. When this compound comes in contact with oxygen, the resultant chemical reaction emits light as the luciferin decays.

http://www.myemom.com/what-causes-bioluminescence/

“EMom, does marijuana cure cancer?” It’s not a cure,...

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 11:20:09 -0400

“EMom, does marijuana cure cancer?”

It’s not a cure, but a compound within marijuana, Cannabidiol (CBD), has been demonstrated to halt tumor growth in test animals. As of this writing, human clinical trials haven’t been conducted yet.

http://www.myemom.com/does-marijuana-cure-cancer/

“EMom, what do I need for a blacklight party?” Pick...

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 11:42:14 -0400

“EMom, what do I need for a blacklight party?”

Pick a room or rooms for your party, cover the windows completely, and set up blacklight lighting. Buy some glow-in-the-dark cups and paint, or–in a pinch–use laundry detergent and highlighters.

http://www.myemom.com/what-do-i-need-for-a-blacklight-party/