Office by Alex Penny
“EMom, how has bigfoot eluded capture for so long?”
Some theories as to why Bigfoot hasn’t been found: he stands upright, and easily blends in with trees; he’s really good at hiding; he buries his dead; and because we’re not looking hard enough.
http://www.myemom.com/?s=How+has+bigfoot+eluded+capture+for+so+long
